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Hot breathy threats, dirty sax and a strutting funk bassline set the scene as Madam & the Mafia lure new queer recruits off the street and into their kink dungeon with clever filthy lyrics, sizzling vocals and a swung snare.
It’s a big Queer take-over song about kink and sex positivity; celebrating queer flex, humour and play.
lyrics
MADAM & THE MAFIA:
VERSE 1:
You’re in DANGER …Faggot Mafia
Big gay family….Pornographia
Itsa filthy business, but someone gotta do..
Make you an offer you cant refuse.
That’s some scary shit… yeh you should be homophobic
Cos we’re growin the family and you been chosen
I’m a baaaad boss, yeah I’m the Mac Daddy
Im the mutha fucken Dean of the Poofta academy..
I summoned you here and I’m makin ya queer,
cos you on my dance floor an I’m fuckin ya ears,
move you to tears, force you to dance ugh
yeh even the homophobes with the crapped pants
and this how i give it to you…cotton coated
balls in the mouth like Marlin Brando:
so don’t be gaggin on my tea…baggin
Son this your mother fucken baaaptism.
CHORUS:
Gay House Play house
a gay house is a happy house
fag house fuck house
a faggot house is a happy house.
VERSE 2:
I’m a wise guy, I’m the Don…
Old Mac.. I’m a son of a gun,
I’m your godfather, Officiado..
I can make you gay with a kiss and a cuddle
Everyone you see here… I own.
You dancing in my office in the family home
I bought you out, I brought you in..
and that’s the sorta the pink dolla hustle we’re in
Feds try to legalize our shit and tax us
but we move so fast and they can’t even catch us…
our shit is bent… crooked, defacto,
out through the closet and in through the backdoor…
out through the closet and in through the backdoor…
I said out through the closet and in through the backdoor…
ZUZU VERSE :
Well I’m the Mumma of the Big Daddy
House of Danger, Pride and Pain and Leather
Gona gona make you move
Never runnin to hide
All the fools better step aside
No one can steal your light
Open up and lose yaself
and move into the power of your love
(All the fools gona step aside
No one can steal your light)
Gonna gona take you
Gonna gona take you out
Take you outside with me
CHORUS:
Gay House Play house
a gay house is a happy house
fag house fuck house
a faggot house is a happy house.
Im all ya Daddys and all ya Mums.
Bring me that twink for a gay adoption..
Three mothers, ten lovers and one son
…that’s a hell of an in…cum…
…Badda bing badda bang, you in the gang
now…and there’s no way out
so if you new to the Outfit don’t embarrass the family…
No huggin cops, no het-er-o sexuality.
Faggot Mafia don’t survey no straights
they dont get a vote.. they don’t get a say,
Every inch of space we want…we take
In a shit hot greedy slut kinda way…
We’re the sick fuck, slippery, slick “clitorati”
We’re the low brown-note, deep throat, Pavarotti
Make you shit ya pants and take 2 steps backwards
when we come and leave our calling card on ya mattress.
CHORUS:
Gay House Play house
a gay house is a happy house
fag house fuck house
a faggot house is a happy house.
Gay House Play house (Open up and lose yaself and move into the power of your love)
a gay house is a happy house
fag house fuck house
a faggot house is a happy house.
credits
released February 24, 2023
Written, produced, performed and recorded by Madam & the Mafia and mixed and mastered by Dave Crowe from Sing Hum Records.
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